The Miser and The Cat

The miser and the cat

Once upon a time, there lived a husband and wife. They live very simple. One day morning, the husband went to the market to buy a meat.

Wife       : Where are you going?

Husband    : I am going to the market to buy a meat.

Wife       : Ok. Take care dear.

Husband    : Ok

Then the husband went to the market, and after that

Husband    : Mom, this is the meat.

Wife       : Ok. Put it in the kitchen please.

Husband   : Ok, I put it on the table. Please cook for lunch. I am going to office now. I will be home soon.

Wife       : Ok

The husband went into his office to work. After finish his work, he went back to the house.

Husband    : Assalamu’alaikum

Wife       : Wa’alaikumsalam. Wait, I get you a drink

Husband   : Ok. And please, serve the lunch directly. I am so hungry

Wife       : With pleasure

The wife serving the lunch. She serves rice and vegetables only.

Wife       : This is your lunch. Please eat.

Husband   : What!!! It’s only rice and vegetables? Where is the meat that I bought this morning??

Wife       : It was eaten by cat.

Husband    : How can??

Wife       : I went to a neighbor's house just now. After I got home the meat was gone.

Husband    : It’s impossible!!

Then, the husband went to the market to buy a weigher. Then, he weigh the cat.

Husband    : This is  a meat, and where is the cat?

Wife       : Maybe, he had to pee

Husband    : It’s impossible!

Wife       : I am so sorry.

Husband    : Ok. If you're right, I give you sorry, but if you lie, you will get the reply!

Then, the husband eats his meal. After that, he rested to the room.

And the wife went to the neighbor's house. After arrived at the home, the wife shocked, she founded his house in a mess. She shouted.

Wife       : Where is the meat? Where is the meat?

Her husband suddenly awoke

Husband    : What’s going on?

Wife       : I save the meat here just now.

Husband    : Oohh... So the meat is still there. You said it eaten by cat. You are lie!

Then, the husband advised his wife.

Husband    : Ok. It has happened. If we have much money, we will buy it again. And  I told u not to do like this again.

Wife       : Ok. I am so sorry. I will always remember your advice. Forgive me please.